Anonymous asked: Dear TJ:

I have had this rash on the inside of my anus for about three weeks now. Do you think that this could be a direct result of the syphilis? Or is it caused by something else? PLEASE HELP ME!

I’m not what you’d call a “doctor”, but I DID go to night school so I think I can help. Gargle bleach while jerking yourself off, fixes almost everything!

-Dr. T.J.